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Kraft Singles Ditch Artificial Preservatives
Tue Feb 11, 2014
It passes through the intestines unabsorbed. Yay! I *LOVE* Taco Bell!
Amanda Knox's ex-boyfriend: I wasn't trying to flee
Fri Jan 31, 2014
Foxy Knoxy's got it going on. I'd totally risk my @!$%# for a roll in the hay with her! The thought that there's a chance she could brutally murder me during/after would add some crazy-level excitement to the bumping of the uglies.
'I'll Be There for You' ... crying over this sad version of 'Friends' theme
Wed Jan 15, 2014
11-year old me thought Jennifer Aniston's perky nips were the greatest things ever. 28-year old me still agrees.
Jay Mohr says his 'heart is broken' for hurting Alyssa Milano
Mon Jan 6, 2014
In reply to: J_L #8 Even with a FUPA, she's still more bangable than 99.9% of all other women. Dude, FUPA is super-insensitive. You should be ashamed of yourself. The civilized world has settled on 'gunt.'
German couple who organized sex parties face $1.4 million tax evasion investigation
Mon Dec 16, 2013
"Entry fee" - LOL. That couldn't be more appropriately named.
It pays to be pretty, starting in high school, research says
Mon Dec 16, 2013
In reply to: Scorpio012 #1.1 I hope many young girls read this article! Me too! Hopefully it will encourage the ugly fatties to put more work into their appearance. This article can let them know that if they take action now, rather than just giving up or not trying, it's only going to serve them fo …
'Fast & Furious 7' put on hold after Paul Walker's death
Wed Dec 4, 2013
In reply to: Yus #6 They might even include a whole new funeral scene in there too, and guess who the movie is going to be tributed for? OMG who?
Nigella Lawson allegedly abused drugs, UK court hears
Wed Nov 27, 2013
She's smokin' hot, smokes dope and can smoke ribs? Sign me up!
Long Island store owners cheated customer out of $1 million lottery ticket, police say
Sat Nov 23, 2013
Fleischer, who works for the law firm of Jaghab, Jaghab & Jaghab in Mineola The jokes write themselves. My work here is done.
Forever young: New dog breed won't lose puppy face
Wed Nov 20, 2013
In reply to: BD-540164 #8.1 No, they should go get whatever dog they want from whatever source they please for whatever price they feel comfortable paying. Jesus Christ, you really don't get it, do you?
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